Planet Grim: Stories

ISBN: 978-0998409221
Distributor: Ingram

In twenty-eight stories that draw blood while making you laugh, Alex Behr’s debut collection Planet Grim is a vivid, unsettling portrait of the gritty fringes of San Francisco and Portland, where complicated characters long for connection just out of reach. Behr is an idiosyncratic, unpredictable prose stylist with an edge and willingness to cut to the bone that makes her writing truly original.

Described by Lidia Yuknavitch as “stories of eros and ids getting loose, inner contradictions and desires crashing into each other like marbles, brutal instances of violence up against a moment of tender beauty, the people and lovers and mothers and families in this book are carved from the guts of us.”

Planet Grim: Reviews and author interviews

Cold Plum Wine

“I tested stress. I am stress. That’s what my wife told me. I stressed her out. Airplane wings have flex. They have to. Otherwise, the planes wouldn’t fly. At LAX, when I crossed the threshold to the 737-MAX, I paused, almost the last one onboard, and peered into the cockpit.” Along with a story with the same name by John McManus. Published by Picture Frame Press. Available at Up Up Books.

Month Three

“I met a stump. I nestled by its moss.
They told me to pour honey on it.
I nestled by the stump of Chris’s soul,
dandruff everywhere,
toothpaste stain on the
glass container by
the Henry Miller porn.
The box of his wilderness.
The sparkplugs and feathers.
His ashes, still white,
still enplasticked,
still zip-tied.”

A ritual poem for Chris, Ghost City Press

Chasing the Train

One of many “take-home” books Alex wrote to accompany reading / language arts lessons and stories. This historical adventure tale is set in the 1800s.

"Spectacles"

Kithe published five “Spectacles,” micro memoir poems, including one about my late partner, Chris Hartman, when we first dated in early 1990 (shown above at Stinson Beach).

“The Game of Stupid Poly”

“The Mad One keeps locking the bathroom door from the outside, especially when I’m in a hurry. ‘Tenth paper clip this week,’ I say to her, my daughter, ‘And it’s only Wednesday.’ I say it, like, no big deal. Paper clips are free. I take them from work.” Vol. 1 Brooklyn.

“Swingers”

“I want an easy swing, that parabolic arc over grass, weeds, garter snakes, grubs, snapping turtles, beer cans, rotten logs. My legs out, my head and chest back. My arms taut. My thighs and ass pressed against the ball of rope: extending joy.” Cleaver

Stranged Writing

Stranged Writing is an anthology of defamiliarized creative writing published by Gravity of Thing, which includes my poem “I of I.” Gravity of the Thing has kindly published the flash fiction story “Angel Dust” and two poems: “About a Girl” and Pacify Her.”

“The Problem Was Starting”

“The problem was that photo of her on his phone (and hers), where she sits on his kitchen chair with orange peels balanced on her nipples. Her tits look fine, but she has bags under her eyes and looks demented. What is happy? This?” X-R-A-Y.

“Wet”

“‘Mom, come out.’ The son, twelve, shirtless, in shorts and sandals. He runs into the night, now white, like a healthy uterus, its tissue open to life. Flakes cover the harm: the cat’s grave, the thorns. The suburban failure machine.”Nailed.

More Writing

“Some of his cells left the placenta when he was inside his mom. His cells will forever pepper her brain, her tissues, and her blood. On his eleventh birthday he asked me, ‘Has she forgotten me?’ I said, ‘No, never.’”

— “Raising Yu Zheng, Raising Eli”

“You wanted to believe you’d lived through something. That the music wasn’t empty. That the muscles and blood and skin were put together for some reason beyond a pissing match between the bartender and one singer with a chipped tooth, now breathing heavy, having been punched in the stomach by a skinhead.”

— “The Passenger”

Cold Plum Wine, short story, Picture Frame Press

Matthew Dickman, interview, Maggot Brain (issue 11)

Lidia Yuknavitch, interview, Maggot Brain (issue 9)

Seymour Glass, interview, Maggot Brain (issue 9)

Lidia Yuknavitch, interview, Oregon Humanities

A Nation of Bombs, fiction, Heavy Feather Review (print)

Liz Asch, interview, The Rumpus

Age of Anxiety: Create More, Fear Less, article, Oregon ArtsWatch

That’s the Way of the World, fiction, Cosmonauts Avenue

Be Like the Baby; Be Like the Man, Submission Reading Series poetry chapbook 

The Passenger, fiction, VoiceCatcher 

My Martian Laundrette, sci-fi, Propeller

The Scorpion, fiction, Irreverent Fish, Ooligan Press

Be Like the Woman, essay, The Rumpus

The Punishment Log, essay, Nailed

Napalm Picnic, essay, Manifest-Station

Milk It: Breastfeeding as an Adoptive Mom, essay, Mutha

What Do I Get? essay, Mutha

Dead Souls, essay, Manifest-Station

Raising Yu Zheng / Raising Eli, essay, Nailed

Prelude to a Kiss, fiction, Watershed Review

Crawdad Death Adventures, essay, Propeller

Pet Sounds, Freerange Nonfiction Belongings, essay, Lumina (print only)

Looking Back Mortified: Why Would We Betray Our Younger Self? essay, Propeller

Land of Milk and Honey: An Adopted Child Longs for—and Creates—His Own Memories, essay, Oregon Humanities (print only)

If Found, Please Contact: Motherfucker, 20 Minutes in Portland, ed. Chris Cottrell, journal entries, Portland Review (print only)

Hidden World of Girls, diary excerpts and commentary, NPR

Essay and photo diptychs, Love Letter, Love Letter, We Are Open Pop Up Gallery, Middlesbrough, UK

The Small Backs of Children by Lidia Yuknavitch, review, Bitch

Building Stories by Chris Ware, review, Propeller

Alexander McQueen: Savage Beauty by Andrew Bolton, Susannah Frankel, and Tim Blanks, review, Propeller

The Dream World of Dion McGregor, essay, Tin House, reprinted in Utne Reader

Ramiza Shamoun Koya, interview, The Rumpus

Leland Cheuk, interview, Propeller

Kimberly Kim Parsons, interview, Propeller

Rob Spillman, interview, Boneshaker: A Bicycling Almanac

Lee Ranaldo, interview, The Best of Boneshaker: A Bicycling Almanac

Lance Olsen, interview, Propeller

Margaret Malone, interview, Propeller

Laura Lippman, interview, Propeller

Wendy MacNaughton, interview, Propeller

Lee Ranaldo, interview, Propeller

Chris Ware, interview, Salon

Beth Lisick, interview, Propeller

Jenny Forrester, interview, Propeller

Steve Almond, interview, Propeller

Phil Milstein, interview, The Rumpus

Christine Shields, interview, Propeller

Daniel Clowes, interview, Propeller

Aimee Bender and Amy Cutler, interview, Propeller 

Jack Stevenson, interview, The Rumpus

Tom Bissell, interview, Evil Monito